allireallywantisyou-:

because you can’t not reblog your president silently jamming out

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"All men fear death. It’s a natural fear that consumes us all. We fear death because we feel that we haven’t loved well enough or loved at all, which ultimately are one and the same. However, when you make love with a truly great woman, one that deserves the utmost respect in this world and one that makes you feel truly powerful, that fear of death completely disappears. Because when you are sharing your body and heart with a great woman the world fades away. You two are the only ones in the entire universe. You conquer what most lesser men have never conquered before, you have conquered a great woman’s heart, the most vulnerable thing she can offer to another. Death no longer lingers in the mind. Fear no longer clouds your heart. Only passion for living, and for loving, become your sole reality. This is no easy task for it takes insurmountable courage. But remember this, for that moment when you are making love with a woman of true greatness you will feel immortal."

— Earnest Hemingway (midnight in paris)

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"You is kind. You is smart. You is important."

Leonardo DiCaprio to Leonardo DiCaprio (via heirofslytherin

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sexartandpolitics:

thegoddamazon:

there-is-no-box:

nuggetsbecrispy:

aviatorshadesarecool:

cumberqueen:

trainwreckreation:

lemon-sprinkles:

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
 And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen

^^^^

no mom

mom no

NO


omygods


We got a badass over here

I need this on my dash again because it’s that hilarious. LMFAOOOO

Can I just marry the internet?
ETA: Thetis Bringing Armor to Achilles, 1806. Benjamin West (1738–1820). Oil on canvas, 20 x 27 ¼ in. New Britain Museum of American Art, Charles F. Smith Fund, 1942.10.

sexartandpolitics:

thegoddamazon:

there-is-no-box:

nuggetsbecrispy:

aviatorshadesarecool:

cumberqueen:

trainwreckreation:

lemon-sprinkles:

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

 And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen

^^^^

no mom

mom no

NO

omygods

We got a badass over here

I need this on my dash again because it’s that hilarious. LMFAOOOO

Can I just marry the internet?

ETA: Thetis Bringing Armor to Achilles, 1806. Benjamin West (1738–1820). Oil on canvas, 20 x 27 ¼ in. New Britain Museum of American Art, Charles F. Smith Fund, 1942.10.

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russianrapunzel:

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